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Snakebones
04:36
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It came from the grave
To slither the earth
In search of new born babes
To devour at birth
It must feast on flesh
To keep the rock alive
And when the moon is full
You’d better hide from
Snakebones
Snakebones
Snakebones
Snakebones
Rock
It will burn all your cities
Devastate your crops
Enslaves entire towns
With it’s massive rock
It bursts into your homes
And your women it rapes
You try to run away
But you can never escape from
Snakebones
Snakebones
Snakebones
Snakebones
Cock
Never trust a person holding a human head on a platter
That’s a mistake you cannot make thrice
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Liberia
03:15
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Watch out for that bear
He’s right behind you there
He’s got on a staff pass
And a magic hat
He’s got two trays to put stuff in
That you can’t take into the show
He’s not a bad guy, just doing his job
So you can rock safely, you know
No moshing or horsing allowed
’cause there’s other people around
The band will play their songs
And the night is not very long
He didn’t go to school
He’s not a real smart guy
He’s working at the door
Or maybe he’s inside
Safety Bear picking up trash
After all the kids go home
Safety Bear he goes home without
A girlfriend he is all alone
Heats up his food, sits down and cries
And dreams of the day he’s gonna die
He’d like to do it himself
But he ain’t got the balls
He also can’t afford a gun
And the liquor store closed at one
So the next show you go to
He might be working at the door
Or maybe he’s inside
Scrubbing on the bathroom floor
He’s cleaning up your vomit chunks
’cause you didn’t stop and got to drunk
You don’t wanna be Safety Bear
So read your books and stay in school
’cause Safety Bears aren’t really cool
He’s no role model for you
Snakebones
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Chad
03:54
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This is a song a song about my favorite place
A little island in the sun called Chad
Off the coast of Australia
Tropical paradise it ain’t half bad
Chad is great
Chad is good
I’d visit it again if I only could
It’s my favorite place in the whole wide world
They export tobacco and logs
The national bird is the big tree frog
It never ever rains but there is lots of fog
Around this small island you could jog
Chad is great
Chad is good
I’d visit it again if I only could
It’s my favorite place in the whole wide world
But things aren’t always rosy
On the island of Chad
You could get mauled by a grizzly bear
Or his grizzlier dad
But that doesn’t happen a lot because the
Bears are friendly in Chad
Chad is great
Chad is good
I’d visit it again if I only could
It’s my favorite place in the whole wide world
Chad is great
Chad is good
I’d visit it again if I only could
It’s my favorite place in the whole wide world
Chad is great
Chad is good
I’d visit it again if I only could
It’s my favorite place in the whole wide world
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Stepfriend Dad
04:11
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You can’t be my friend if you fuck my mom.
What if I went and fucked your mom?
Don’t you know that is not real cool?
What will they say to me at school?
Fun Times are not to be had, when you best friend is now your stepdad.
No halo after 8, nothing to do but sit around and masturbate!
When i came home my mom was looking good.
She was looking out the window while you were chopping wood.
Candles and wine’s were all around the house.
She gave me 20 bucks and told me to get out.
Fun times are not to be had, when your best friend is now your stepdad.
No fallout after 10, looks like i’m crashing with ben again!
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Chicken and Porn
02:58
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It took you 17 years to write your masterpiece
17 minutes for no one to care
Your liner notes read like War and Peace
What’s wrong with your hair
Chicken coops and porn magazines
Is that your face or are you dressed up for Halloween?
Best Buy bailed your fat ass out
Your album tanked now sit home and pout
Goin on stage at half past one
By that time everyones gone
No one stuck around to watch you dance
How’d you fit in those pants?
China took a vote, the ballot was a sweep
Too bad for you but Snakebones just could not be beat
Make your girlfriends use a litter box
You’ve got some cornrows and lots of botox
Got into a fight with a fashion fag
Fucked you up, man what a drag
Looks like you just can’t get ahead
Such a shame cause your career is dead
Chicken coops and porn magazines
Is that your face or are you dressed up for Halloween?
Best Buy bailed your fat ass out
Your album tanked now sit home and pout
Where did you go (to Indiana)
Where did you go (with your bandana)
Where did you go (to crash at Nana’s)
Where did you go where did you go where did you go
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Sugarfoot Rodeo
04:12
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Going to the rodeo show
Can’t eat an elephant ear
Ear drums are about to blow
I’ll ride a Brimley steer
First and third lines gotta rhyme
What’s up with that
Sorry that I’ve wasted your time
Now there’s a silly cat
Wonder if these clowns’ pubes are blue
Blue suede shoes
On fifth avenue
Going to the rodeo show
Can’t eat an elephant ear
Ear drums are about to blow
I’ll ride a Brimley steer
First and third lines gotta rhyme
What’s up with that
Sorry that I’ve wasted your time
Now there’s a silly cat
Wonder if these clowns’ pubes are blue
Blue suede shoes
On fifth avenue
Diabetics run around inside my head
My pancreas shut down now I’m almost dead
Horseback delivery courtesy of Liberty
I’ve got diabetes
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Hike your pants up
Hike ‘em up higher
The science teacher won’t know
When the bell rings
And we get up
Then everybody will know
You’re walking like a gorilla
What’s that you’re hiding
Hiding from me
Your pants are
Steady rising
It’s time to just set it free
Hike your pants up
Hike ‘em up higher
The science teacher won’t know
When the bell rings
And we get up
Then everybody will know
You’re walking like a gorilla
What’s that you’re hiding
Hiding from me
Your pants are
Steady rising
It’s time to just set it free
You’re walking like a gorilla
What’s that you’re hiding
Hiding from me
Your pants are
Steady rising
It’s time to just set it free
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Bounce
04:00
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What’s up with that old dude at the party
he’s gettin loads of ass tonight
there’s alot of frat boys at this party
But they got some kegs so it’s alright
Wow
Get up on my balls and bounce
Get up on my balls and bounce
Get up on my balls and bounce around
There’s alot a frat boys at this party
There’s gonna be alot of date raping tonight
what’s up with that dude with the camera
Fliming all the roofied ass alright
Get up on my balls and bounce
Get up on my balls and bounce
Get up on my balls and bounce around
Tonight
I know it seems like a kick ass party but the flim is really fucking boring there’s some dude in a hammock and the DJ really fucking sucks
Fuck love
What’s up with that old dude gettin pussy
Climbed in the back seat with that blonde
There gonna play a game of beer pong
and i’m just gonna kick it with my buds
Wow
Get up on my balls and bounce
Get up on my balls and bounce
Get up on my balls and bounce around
Get up on my balls and bounce
Get up on my balls and bounce
Get up on my balls and bounce around
Tonight
Tonight
Wow
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Garners Ferry Ghost
05:20
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Verse
I saw you on the corner
Outside the VA
Wearing your camouflaged jacket
You called me 12 times a day
Nobody loves you
Except the man at the pawn shop
Selling him all of your life
At 20 bucks a pop
Chorus
What do you want from your mommy
What do you want from Grace
Grandma’s cooking it ain’t so swell
And you’ve got a stupid face
Verse
Seems after all this time
You’d think your lesson’s been learned
How do you look in the mirror
With all the bridges you’ve burned
You tried to tell everyone
But nobody cared
How does it feel to know
You were replaced by a bear
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Nuthugger
04:31
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How’d you get your ass in those pants
So tight that you can’t even dance
Those jeans must be painted on
I can see the outline of your dong
God damn those pants are tight
Space between your balls and hole ain’t right
Those jeans must be painted on
I can see the outline of your dong
Gee wiz those pants are small
Don’t you know I see it all
Those jeans must be painted on
I can see the outline of your dong
(lyrics by Tyke J–music by Mangina and the Lovecrafts)
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13. |
Man Machine
03:53
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The Lovecrafts Columbia, South Carolina
Probably the most important band Columbia, SC has ever seen before. And we're being modest.
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